"Do you want a plastic bag for this?"
"No."
"Okay! Thank you for saving the dinosaurs. ^-^"
"Wait, what? o__o"
Plastic bags come from oil. Oil comes from fossils. Fossils come from dinosaurs. I AM WRAPPING YOUR GROCERIES IN DINOSAURS.
You're welcome.
XD I heard that they're actually prehistoric microorganisms that decomposed, but still... DINOSAURS! :D
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